C.: Maxwell? Niles: Oops, I guess I did forget one old bag. Sheffield: Well, seems we have everything. Sheffield: And my carry-on? Niles: Always, sir. Sheffield: Niles, did you remember my attache? Niles: Yes, sir. Fran: The man gets out of the house once a year. Grace: I didn't know Santa wore red lipstick. Christmas Episode Fran: Look, Gracie! Santa took a bite out of the cookies we left him. And then there she was one day belly-up in her bowl, her little body just covered in ick. Sheffield: Your grandmother? Fran: My goldfish. C.: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere.ДЇran: I remember when Goldie died, may she rest in peace. Imaginary Friend Fran: Question: When they shot Bambi's mother, did you find that a sad moment? At all? C.

Sheffield: Meaning I do what you want and compromise my integrity. Oh yeah, once, she grew a moustache before him.ДЇran: What we need here is compromise. We moved to Flushing, he moved to Florida. We bought a Skylark, he bought an Eldorado. Go cut in! The Butler, The Husband, The Wife And Her Mother Fran: Jack was always trying to one-up my mother. Isn't that the cutest thing you ever saw? Sylvia: Adorable. But if you ever hurt one of my kids again, they'll be wiping your blue blood off the walls! And I mean that in the nicest possible way! Fran: Look, Ma, she's standing on his shoes. Oh, wait, you don't live with us! C.C.: Your point?! Fran: Look, you're a lovely woman, and I wish you well. Fran: Look, I can understand you feeling threatened by me.yes, even in THIS dress! But there is no reason that we can't get along under the same roof. Sylvia: She should choke on her commission! Sylvia: The salesgirl said I look like a dream. They've already freed Willy.ДЇran: I don't know about these straps, Ma. We order Chinese food, they learn how Jewish people eat. You look like us, you act like us, but bottomline: you're foreigners.ДЇran: I'm just trying to expose the children to other cultures. But for God's sake, come out of the closet. The Nuchslep Fran: Niles, are you okay? Niles: I'm afraid I'm feeling a bit queer. Fran: Well, I've never had any complaints before. Sheffield: It's the way they move from side to side. think she is, butting into my social life? Fran: What social life? Maggie: I just went to the movies with Denise. Smoke Gets In Your Lies Brighton: Why does everyone assume the worst of me? Fran: It saves time.ДЇran: Can you believe he just sent me to my room? He is so adorable sometimes. Booze, yes, but food, they don't know from. Didn't I? Niles: Like Reagan in Grenada.ДЇran: (about C.C.) You know, shiksas are notorious for not ordering enough food. Except maybe their trust funds.ДЇran: You can't fire me! I quit! No, you fired me.

There is nothing these kids can throw at me that I haven't seen before. Pilot Fran: Oh, please! I come from Flushing. 17 Stop The Wedding, I Want To Get Off.6 The Butler, The Husband, The Wife And Her Mother.

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